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Jul 22

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

Jul 22
micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

Jul 22

nichbum:

nichbum:

"If you rape a sexworker is it really rape?"

If you run over and kill a stunt-double is it really murder?
If you assault a professional fighter is it really assault?

A profession doesn’t justify being the victim of a crime.

I’m really glad that of all my text posts, this is the most popular

Jul 22

http://solitarelee.tumblr.com/post/92583244218/proudly-pro-choice-carolinadipper-why-can →

solitarelee:

carolinadipper:

proudly-pro-choice:

carolinadipper:

Why can people not see that to avoid pregnancy if you don’t want if is to not have sex..? Is it that hard of a concept?

Because abstinence only education doesn’t work. People are always going to engage in sexual activity, whether you’d like to…

That’s right fall back to stereotypes, very nice. And people (other than you apparently) from NC are highly intelligent

I live in NC. ._. My fiance lives in NC, and is another “NC country boy” considering where/how he grew up. So is my brother-in-law, so are basically all of my male friends. Hence my crack about knowing smart boys in NC. 

If you’re from NC, you know our track record. After we switched to abstinence only education, our teen pregnancies SKYROCKETED. We used to be in the bottom of the rankings, now we’re in the top 20. We recently voted to make gay marriage illegal despite the fact the supreme court is consistently declaring such laws unconstitutional. We tried to make Christianity the OFFICIAL STATE RELIGION despite that being the most unconstitutional thing ever. 

People are going to keep making cracks about NC for as long as NC insists on doing really, really dumb things. So, no, statistically, you being from NC doesn’t really surprise me, because I live here, and you reflect the opinions the majority of people in the state hold. Those scientifically inaccurate opinions we keep trying to make into law. 

Also

Obviously IQ is not the be-all-end-all statistic for being “smart,” but your generalized simplifications are not any more accurate than the ones you accuse me of making. 

Jul 22

constantlyrambling:

man ok neurotypicals are so fuckin weird cuz like

u ask them to tag spoilers and theyre like

"omg of course bby absolutely i wouldnt want u to see spoilers dont u worry abt it bby xoxo"

but then u ask them to tag triggers and theyre like

"NO WTF WHAT IS WRONG W YOU UGH HOW COULD U EXPECT ME TO INCONVENIENCE MYSELF LIKE THAT WTF JUST LEARN TO DEAL W IT OR GET OFF THE COMPUTER UGH HOW DO U PPL EVEN GO OUTSIDE WTF"

like srsly how to neurotypicals WORK

Jul 22

lesmeaning:

instead of spending so much time assuring other people that “asexuals can have sex to please their partner” why don’t we spend time assuring asexuals that they are under no obligation to have sex with their partners to please them, and that if their partner cant respect their sexuality, they don’t deserve them.

Jul 22

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

stopgenderingchildren:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

All of this.

Jul 22

Educating a Friend

  • Me: So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
  • Guy Friend: What's his name?
  • Me: I don't know. Frank?
  • Guy Friend: No.
  • Me: Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
  • Guy Friend: I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
  • Me: ...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
  • Guy Friend: Do I have any money?
  • Me: Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
  • Guy Friend: Duh, I buy him lunch.
  • Me: Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
  • Guy Friend: Nah, it's cool.
  • Me: Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
  • Guy Friend: What five bucks?
  • Me: Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
  • Guy Friend: What? Why would I--
  • Me: I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
  • Guy Friend: Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
  • Me: I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
  • Guy Friend: Well, yeah, but...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: oh
Jul 22

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

Jul 22

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

So Paula Deen has a new cooking network. Not one show but a whole network. Tell me again about the poor racists having their lives ruined.

Jul 22
  • Woman: I'm smart
  • Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
  • Woman: I'm creative
  • Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
  • Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
  • Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
  • Woman: I have value
  • Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
  • Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
  • Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
Jul 22

twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

Jul 22

To the people who think it was stupid for WWE to end Undertaker’s WrestleMania Streak

kittyyzma:

rachel-rawrs-you:

thesmackdownhotel:

This is how easy it would’ve been for the streak not to end:

Vince Mcmahon: We’re thinking about ending the streak this year…

The Undertaker: No.

Vince Mcmahon: Okay.

If Taker wasn’t cool with it , it WOULD NOT have ended.

People need to understand that the undertaker is getting old and TIRED. It was going to happen eventually. 

Shit. Lbh, Brock was one of the more believable guys when it came to ability.

Jul 22

monkeychusetts said: Wait what is your opinion on fans booing and being vulgar at Eva marie?

brethard:

PSA to people who hate Eva Marie: if you don’t like her, if you don’t think she belong on tv:don’t chant stupid shit at her because you’re a giant baby, don’t tag your posts #she can’t wrestle #but id still tap it because she’s not a peice of meat, don’t send her shitty tweets about how she should get injured when you can’t handle a hangnail, she is a living breathing person with feelings and guess what, us untrained folk probably can’t even run the ropes properly and stop acting like you’d be better than her because 9/10 people aren’t cut out for wrestling.

If you wanna use an Eva match as a pissbreak, I can’t stop you, and I frankly don’t care, but if you go to a show and chant sexist or demoralizing shit at her you’re garbage because you’d cry and piss and shit your pants if people did that to you.

"But she’s a diva she should be prepared for that" she’s been wrestling for a short time and no one ever gave her a chance, not even the wwe! How is that fair! They stick her on tv and in matches against people who have been wrestling for years, don’t have her train, just stand there and be pretty! If you have a problem, take it to the wwe, not her. She’s doing the job she’s told to do, and she’s not hurting anybody. Jack Swagger hurts people, boo him instead.

Not to mention dudebros will whip their dick out any time they see some sexy skin but then act like divas are the worst thing on the planet but that’s typical fedora friendzone behavior, isn’t it?

Don’t you love feeding the stereotype that wrestling fans are fat virgin losers? I’m pretty sure I saw buttloads of girls and women at Battleground, like my high school AP Micro and Macro Economics teacher and her daughter, so only slashshipper girls watch wrestling huh?

Eva Marie isn’t the worst thing to happen to wrestling. Marks who are really smarks, who think they know the inside of Vince McMahon’s asshole are.

Jul 22

http://litahalford.tumblr.com/post/92571510022/anna-brought-up-an-amazing-point-that-staying →

litahalford:

reckless-technician:

litahalford:

reckless-technician:

litahalford:

reckless-technician:

litahalford:

anna brought up an amazing point that staying silent/pretending the women’s division is ok is incredibly harmful

The quality of the women’s division is absolute GARBAGE and it’s been this way for far too long. Staying quiet about the shit stories and the 3 minute squash matches HAS to end. It’s…

WWE is to blame as well, but to imply that fans who recognize someone being a shit performer means they hate women is just plain ignorant.

like I said, if your reasoning for them being “shit performers” is that their gimmicks are based around their looks then you’re a misogynist. I’m not quite sure where the confusion is. Plenty of male wrestlers started with one dimensional pretty boy gimmicks and now they’re superstars, but a woman starting with the same gimmick is a shit performer and undeserving of any character development? Like, you do understand that the reason the women I listed are usually under fire is because they were all given shit gimmicks and no development by creative?? How are you gunna blame them for shit that’s obviously out of their control

I’m not talking about their gimmicks, I’m talking about actual in-ring skills. Most people do not hate them because of their gimmicks, but their ring skills, take Eva Marie, no one brings up her character work, they bring up what she does in the ring when ragging on her.

you mean the in-ring skills she hasn’t had a chance to develop because she got to be in development for a month before being put into a main storyline? You’re telling me you’re angry with Eva Marie because she was given almost NO training and then expected to have matches with people like Natalya Neidhart? NONE OF THIS sounds like it was out of Eva’s control to you??

It is out of her control, but that doesn’t suddenly mean we shouldn’t talk about her being green as goose shit.

….thats uh… thats exactly what it means

you wanna talk about Eva Marie being green? Then talk about her slow but sure improvement. Talk about how she’s managed to work past her inexperience and is starting to give decent performances. Stop talking about her like she’s some untalented airhead and start giving her credit where it’s due.